{"id":84,"date":"2012-05-15T22:01:43","date_gmt":"2012-05-15T12:31:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=84"},"modified":"2012-07-19T19:19:57","modified_gmt":"2012-07-19T09:49:57","slug":"alien-parasite","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=84","title":{"rendered":"alien parasite"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/alien_from_the_movie.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-85\" title=\"alien_from_the_movie\" src=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/alien_from_the_movie-224x300.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/alien_from_the_movie-224x300.png 224w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/alien_from_the_movie.png 359w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 224px) 100vw, 224px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">O evening poo I am your bride,<br \/>\nas you ream me from inside,<br \/>\nlike a gay alien parasite,<br \/>\nthat hatched out in my guts last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O evening poo I am your bride, as you ream me from inside, like a gay alien parasite, that hatched out in my guts last night.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-84","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2s54e-1m","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=84"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":96,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/84\/revisions\/96"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=84"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=84"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=84"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}