{"id":264,"date":"2015-09-12T13:15:58","date_gmt":"2015-09-12T03:45:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=264"},"modified":"2015-09-12T13:15:58","modified_gmt":"2015-09-12T03:45:58","slug":"pre-shower","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=264","title":{"rendered":"pre-shower"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-265\" src=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/1913381_228387_36d8a03c7c_p-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/1913381_228387_36d8a03c7c_p-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/1913381_228387_36d8a03c7c_p.jpg 658w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Oh after-work pre-shower poo,<br \/>\nsweaty, filthy, naked too,<br \/>\nthose who thought I stank before,<br \/>\nshould poke their head inside this door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh after-work pre-shower poo, sweaty, filthy, naked too, those who thought I stank before, should poke their head inside this door.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2s54e-4g","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":266,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/264\/revisions\/266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}