{"id":26,"date":"2012-05-14T23:08:05","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T13:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=26"},"modified":"2012-07-19T19:25:42","modified_gmt":"2012-07-19T09:55:42","slug":"morning-fruit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=26","title":{"rendered":"morning fruit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fruit-bowl.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-10\" title=\"fruit-bowl\" src=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fruit-bowl-300x243.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"243\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fruit-bowl-300x243.jpg 300w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fruit-bowl-370x300.jpg 370w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/fruit-bowl.jpg 617w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\nO morning fruit of bowel\u2019s rumble,<br \/>\ntowards the s-bend\u2019s curves you tumble,<br \/>\nyou start out pure sphinctoid extrusion,<br \/>\nand end as poo and water fusion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O morning fruit of bowel\u2019s rumble, towards the s-bend\u2019s curves you tumble, you start out pure sphinctoid extrusion, and end as poo and water fusion.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-26","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2s54e-q","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=26"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":108,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/26\/revisions\/108"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=26"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=26"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=26"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}