{"id":251,"date":"2015-05-30T15:38:30","date_gmt":"2015-05-30T06:08:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=251"},"modified":"2015-05-30T15:38:30","modified_gmt":"2015-05-30T06:08:30","slug":"tar-shit","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=251","title":{"rendered":"tar-shit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-252\" src=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/tar.png\" alt=\"tar\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/tar.png 250w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/05\/tar-150x150.png 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 250px) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">O guts ache tar-shit, thick and black<br \/>\nBarely budging though my crack<br \/>\nI mustn\u2019t push despite the pain<br \/>\nOr else I\u2019ll probably shit a vein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O guts ache tar-shit, thick and black Barely budging though my crack I mustn\u2019t push despite the pain Or else I\u2019ll probably shit a vein.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2s54e-43","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":253,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/251\/revisions\/253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}