{"id":239,"date":"2015-03-13T22:09:54","date_gmt":"2015-03-13T12:39:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=239"},"modified":"2015-04-29T17:38:59","modified_gmt":"2015-04-29T08:08:59","slug":"being-fisted","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=239","title":{"rendered":"being fisted"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-240\" src=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Clenched_human_fist-300x225.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Clenched_human_fist-300x225.png 300w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Clenched_human_fist-1024x768.png 1024w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/03\/Clenched_human_fist.png 1632w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/>O massive poo whilst rather pissed,<br \/>\non a chart of hugeness you&#8217;d be listed,<br \/>\nI bet my ring is getting blistered,<br \/>\nits rather like i&#8217;m being fisted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O massive poo whilst rather pissed, on a chart of hugeness you&#8217;d be listed, I bet my ring is getting blistered, its rather like i&#8217;m being fisted.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-239","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2s54e-3R","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=239"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":248,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/239\/revisions\/248"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=239"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=239"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=239"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}