{"id":161,"date":"2012-10-17T18:18:19","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T08:48:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=161"},"modified":"2012-10-17T18:18:19","modified_gmt":"2012-10-17T08:48:19","slug":"fresh-manure","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=161","title":{"rendered":"fresh manure"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fresh-horse-manure-on-green-grass.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-162\" title=\"fresh-horse-manure-on-green-grass\" src=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fresh-horse-manure-on-green-grass-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fresh-horse-manure-on-green-grass-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fresh-horse-manure-on-green-grass-1024x681.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fresh-horse-manure-on-green-grass-450x300.jpg 450w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/fresh-horse-manure-on-green-grass.jpg 1203w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">O reeking log of fresh manure,<br \/>\nI&#8217;m not your master &#8211; I&#8217;m your poo-er.<br \/>\nnot your maker -more your do-er.<br \/>\nand though your critics may sa OO-Err,<br \/>\nyour horrid stench is foul yet pure,<br \/>\nso answer to the septic lure,<br \/>\nand venture forth into the sewer.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O reeking log of fresh manure, I&#8217;m not your master &#8211; I&#8217;m your poo-er. not your maker -more your do-er. and though your critics may sa OO-Err, your horrid stench is foul yet pure, so answer to the septic lure, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=161\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-161","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2s54e-2B","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=161"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":163,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/161\/revisions\/163"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=161"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=161"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=161"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}