{"id":154,"date":"2012-10-17T17:44:15","date_gmt":"2012-10-17T08:14:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=154"},"modified":"2012-10-17T17:44:15","modified_gmt":"2012-10-17T08:14:15","slug":"septic-moat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=154","title":{"rendered":"septic moat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/moat.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-155\" title=\"DCF 1.0\" src=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/moat-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/moat-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/moat-400x300.jpg 400w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/10\/moat.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">O massive turd you ease my bloat,<br \/>\nand drop down to the bowl to float,<br \/>\nyou&#8217;re like a stinking gutpaste boat,<br \/>\nbobbing round a septic moat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O massive turd you ease my bloat, and drop down to the bowl to float, you&#8217;re like a stinking gutpaste boat, bobbing round a septic moat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p2s54e-2u","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":156,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/156"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}