{"id":14,"date":"2012-05-14T22:49:15","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T13:19:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=14"},"modified":"2012-07-19T19:26:32","modified_gmt":"2012-07-19T09:56:32","slug":"starfish","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/?p=14","title":{"rendered":"starfish"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/starfish_16418.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-15\" title=\"HPIM0495.JPG\" src=\"http:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/starfish_16418-300x227.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/starfish_16418-300x227.jpg 300w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/starfish_16418-395x300.jpg 395w, https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/starfish_16418.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">O morning poo you leave my starfish,<br \/>\nlike a stinking muddy garfish,<br \/>\ndown into the dunny\u2019s water,<br \/>\nto swim just like a garfish ought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&nbsp; O morning poo you leave my starfish, like a stinking muddy garfish, down into the dunny\u2019s water, to swim just like a garfish ought.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-14","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-poetry"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s2s54e-starfish","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":111,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14\/revisions\/111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/originalgrannydump.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}