- RT @KlassyFucker: This is a real 1974 anti pot add, this has NEVER happened when high, challenge accepted! 🏅 https://t.co/pTDwPiUVeo 09:55:33 AM February 14, 2016
- New Poo-em RT @OriginalGrnDmp: pre-shower http://t.co/O6Fw3NHTjd http://t.co/vessfPw1nL 01:18:48 PM September 12, 2015
- pre-shower http://t.co/O6Fw3NHTjd http://t.co/vessfPw1nL 01:16:02 PM September 12, 2015
- @talesofpoo happy to collaborate; please feel free to use any of the po-ems how ever you like. You have our permission :) 07:18:45 PM September 08, 2015 in reply to talesofpoo
- A podcast after our own hearts, Poo Tales http://t.co/BVhDTmxrkR @talesofpoo 06:58:04 PM September 04, 2015
- @talesofpoo thank you for the podcast, you should have a look at http://t.co/T1yQVk12kS I think you will enjoy the poo-ems 03:37:58 PM September 04, 2015 in reply to talesofpoo
- Cocktail Night http://t.co/3hPqtG9xge 11:31:30 PM August 24, 2015
- tar-shit http://t.co/7JdLzDewLp http://t.co/XrkQSKxzuf 03:38:33 PM May 30, 2015
- acid tar http://t.co/Nw1ANj7GBC 05:35:36 PM April 29, 2015
- Being Fisted http://t.co/JyzUfdowcA 10:09:56 PM March 13, 2015
Monthly Archives: October 2012
O reeking log of fresh manure, I’m not your master – I’m your poo-er. not your maker -more your do-er. and though your critics may sa OO-Err, your horrid stench is foul yet pure, so answer to the septic lure, … Continue reading
O stinking putrid rectal paste, I glad my spincter cannot taste. and as my toilet’s side you baste, you smell so bad I must use haste.
O massive turd you ease my bloat, and drop down to the bowl to float, you’re like a stinking gutpaste boat, bobbing round a septic moat.
A massive squelchy faecal nugget, best to shit it – not to lug it, so rather than carry all that weight, i’ve expelled it through my date.
O chunk of toe cheese from my feet, like a putrid grain of wheat. you are my toenail’s corner’s brew, like blue-vein cheese mixed up with poo.
O morning poo I thee bestow, upon the s-bend curved below, you briefly wear a brown halo, till it snips shut and off you go.
O early morning faeces bisque, flowing forth from muscled disc, your like a slightly thickened piss. so farts today are too much risk.
O morning flow from my arsehole, Your like a well done casserole. my sinuses are on the blink, so I cannot assess your stink.
o morning poo of liquid flame, my poor ring you burn and maim, last night’s chilli is to blame. I won’t be eating that again
O reeking log of rogan josh, you plip and plop and splash and splosh, but anyone who joins your mosh, will need a jolly thorough wash.