- RT @KlassyFucker: This is a real 1974 anti pot add, this has NEVER happened when high, challenge accepted! 🏅 https://t.co/pTDwPiUVeo 09:55:33 AM February 14, 2016
- New Poo-em RT @OriginalGrnDmp: pre-shower http://t.co/O6Fw3NHTjd http://t.co/vessfPw1nL 01:18:48 PM September 12, 2015
- pre-shower http://t.co/O6Fw3NHTjd http://t.co/vessfPw1nL 01:16:02 PM September 12, 2015
- @talesofpoo happy to collaborate; please feel free to use any of the po-ems how ever you like. You have our permission :) 07:18:45 PM September 08, 2015 in reply to talesofpoo
- A podcast after our own hearts, Poo Tales http://t.co/BVhDTmxrkR @talesofpoo 06:58:04 PM September 04, 2015
- @talesofpoo thank you for the podcast, you should have a look at http://t.co/T1yQVk12kS I think you will enjoy the poo-ems 03:37:58 PM September 04, 2015 in reply to talesofpoo
- Cocktail Night http://t.co/3hPqtG9xge 11:31:30 PM August 24, 2015
- tar-shit http://t.co/7JdLzDewLp http://t.co/XrkQSKxzuf 03:38:33 PM May 30, 2015
- acid tar http://t.co/Nw1ANj7GBC 05:35:36 PM April 29, 2015
- Being Fisted http://t.co/JyzUfdowcA 10:09:56 PM March 13, 2015
Monthly Archives: May 2012
O evening poo you were a fighter, but I won – now I’m kilo’s lighter, I’m feeling light just like a bird, now that my guts aren’t full of turd.
O morning fruit of bowel’s rumble, towards the s-bend’s curves you tumble, you start out pure sphinctoid extrusion, and end as poo and water fusion.
O morning poo you come like clockwork, and stretch my ring like well-hung cock-work, now like a student of fine arts, I can only do soft hissing farts.
Morning poo O morning poo, sometimes you’re rock and sometimes glue, but each day when I wake there’s you, O morning friend my morning poo.
O morning poo you leave my starfish, like a stinking muddy garfish, down into the dunny’s water, to swim just like a garfish ought.
O morning fruit of bowel’s churn, you have a hint of chilli burn, to twist and turn, as to the s-bend you sojourn.