Monthly Archives: May 2012

crap and gas

O evening poo of crap and gas, in chunky farts you leave my ass, in fact you sound and smell quite crass, as I push down to free your mass.

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alien parasite

O evening poo I am your bride, as you ream me from inside, like a gay alien parasite, that hatched out in my guts last night.

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toxic stink

O comtemplative evening ploppy, you leave my rectum warm and sloppy, you would make a healty drink, except you’re foul, toxic and stink.

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evil reek

O stinking log fresh from my arse, to deny your stench would be a farce, your horrid putrid evil reek, leaves my nasal region weak.

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fine-lumped slurry

O acid rush of fine-lumped slurry, you pass my ring in quite a hurry, just like a foul horrific curry, or p’raps an oreo mcflurry.

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morning brew

O morning poo my morning poo, each morn I wake and free your brew, and so I write this ode to you, my daily friend my morning poo.

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reeking log

O morning poo you work of art, preceded by a lengthy fart, into the septic pipes to play, O reeking log of rectal clay.

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